A radical dame that likes to play games...

reekrhymes:

i’ve lived with my boyfriend for 3 years now

and i try to get into his head sometimes

like he is really terrified of periods

and i am like “it’s just my period”

but then i think about it

and if you’ve never had one you’d probably be like

oh my god

there is a river of blood flowing out of that small woman

and nothing will stop it

it is coming for me

I…LOVE YOU!

I like girls and I like boys,
I like things that make fun noise.
I like drawing, I like songs,
I really like to wear bright thongs.
I like many things, don’t get me wrong,
I don’t really know how to work a bong.
Sometimes I like to make random shit rhyme,
And sadly enough, I have enough time.

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

I need a new hairstyle but idk what to do.
So in lieu of lookin at fashion magazines, I’ll just chop it all off and cry in a corner with my cats.